the MIX

When I was walking down this road and then BANG something hits me in the face.

I stumble and fall and I don't even realize what hit me, until I go home, look in the mirror and see half of my face gone. I try to take parts of my left eye and ear and put them on the other side to feel complete again, but nothing works. I am handicapped. It should be ok, if I am looking for a job in Europe, where people of such disabilities get a CHANCE, which is a word not known here in my beloved Egypt.
Anywayz........I realize now what hit me...NO, not a bus, but the REALITY. The reality hit me just for a second, and I was wearing my colorful hat that yew gave me some years ago, and now it blew far away, and came back on my half-head again. I need to smoke...